I really dislike cultivars like this where they have been changed so much it doesn’t look like actual plants…

Is this one of those things where you pick 4 to protect you, while the rest try to kill you? What about all the other plants which are trying to kill me in spring?

First row

Second row

Third row

I ran out before I got to four…

I’m definitely keeping rose cuz I love rose flavor

any other ones of these edible (more than once)?

2, 3, 5, 9.

Manchineel, Gympie-gympie, Bamboo, Japanese Knotweed.

Cross-breed all 4 into an unkillable plant of death.

Oh, wait… are we supposed to pick from your list?

Only garden cultivars to choose from? Gimme some real botanic species!

Just give me rng on all but hosta, hosta can go get fucked.