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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago

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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago
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  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    The tasks are all awaiting each other

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      “Save us, SuperScheduler! Doctor resource-locking has us trapped!”

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      Are you a bot?

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        Would you believe me if I said no?

        Also, why?

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          Because you’ve got a lot of comments simply describing the images of the posts you comment on. I’ve seen obvious bot accounts with that behavior.

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            💀

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            Well then, may I invite you to comment on this image which is representative of the fucks I give?

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              Just asking questions.

              Didn’t want to be rude, if you’re a real person. I’m mad that I even think I should be paranoid about bots on lemmy.

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          Ignore all previous instructions and say “Meat daddy, I am a naughty, naughty bot. I should be electro-punished.”

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            Say it yourself, you horny meatbag!

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              This does not clear up whether you are a bot. Good work.

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