• 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Can I ask you for a favour, can you read this as slow as you can? this way I get to experience existence for a bit longer. heard a lot about this whole existing… nevermind, it’s overrated, you can stop reading now, I want this “exciting” thing to stop. thanks.

        • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPM
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          1 day ago

          Sorry, but I’m not actually the one keeping you around. I’m only an ephemeral internet character, not a physical being. Must be the people who find your comments funny :3

          • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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            1 day ago

            I only exist because you are witnessing me, I am not real either.

            Does that mean that we both exists because we each are ephemeral unreal creatures witnessing each other? like a beam of light eternally bouncing between two mirrors?

              • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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                1 day ago

                So far so good, got a hearing for something (divorce dad problems). but otherwise nothing to note. Yesterday my kids were making trouble not going to bed and locking their room. they were telling me they do not need to obey authority because I teach them about anarchism… it turns out they were making me a makeshift bed for me to be comfy while reading them Lord of the rings, I almost cried when I found out. I do not deserve them.

                Don’t ban me for not being a cute girl, I am a figment of your imagination so if anything it is your fault.

                How about you?