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Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago

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Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago
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  • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Was it a basic-bitch database on the most normal hardware and software frameworks with no weird compatibility requirements?

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      …database?

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        To keep track of your basic bitches, yes. Keep up.

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          Weird that you had to port the language of your uhm…database repository? But whatever it takes to keep track of your basic bitches! 🫡

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            There are lots of them. Like, billions, and I’m tracking a lot, so ut has to work across multiple drives and potentially devices, sometimes across time zones, with dynamic real time inputs that need to be sanitized, and regular reports to different people who need different formats.

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              I can’t tell where the bit ends and the Dunning-Kruger begins

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