Maybe I’m twisted, but I tend to focus too much on how to either fight back or just the really bad decisions the writers have characters make. For example, earlier in October I visited a buddy’s house, and he had one of the Halloween movies on because he’s a big, big horror fan and tis the season. So anyways, some chick has managed to knock out the big bad masked villain on the second floor of a barn by hitting him with a shovel. She then proceeds to try and very clumsily wrap a rope around his neck and push him out the barn to hang him. And the whole time I’m like, (and I comment this to my buddy,) “Why hang the guy? She has a perfectly good shovel right there, slam the blade down onto his neck.” And later, this same gal manages to slam a machete or axe, I don’t remember which, but she slams a bladed weapon into this guy’s skull and he gets knocked out and I’m just like, “Better double tap that shit.”

Suffice to say, I am not a horror fan. I just can’t get into it.