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vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

You have a chance to speak at a wedding reception. Ruin the entire wedding in just 5 words.

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You have a chance to speak at a wedding reception. Ruin the entire wedding in just 5 words.

vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    i’ll miss banging you two

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    You don’t need childporn anymore!

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      Jesus Christ Reddit Lemmy

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        Well that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.

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    A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.

    The best man in his speech - roughly translated: “take (rape) another kid” (neem nog een kind). He ment to say “take another beer” (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.

    Was a funny moment :)

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    Killing your ex paid off

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    You still banned from playgrounds?

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    “you’re that guy from the porno!” (That was definitely 5 words don’t check)

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    You are not the father!

  • Kyoyeou (Ki jəʊ juː)@lemmy.world
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    I tried him, great choice

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      I tried him, bad choice.

      • Kyoyeou (Ki jəʊ juː)@lemmy.world
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        Hey! My Ex! Great choice

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    The meteor strikes in 5

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      4

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        3

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        3

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          Um 7

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    is this the “crazy” one?

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      This one is great lol

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    It was nice knowing you.

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    {groomsname}, I’m pregnant; it’s yours!

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    wait you two are siblings?

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    The bride gives good head.

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      The groom’s head is better. (¬‿¬ )

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    That’s a convincing sex change.

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