Some say he was expelled from his last adventuring party after they found out he had been clipping the other adventurers’s toenails while they were sleeping.
Some say he was a Noble’s Court Wizard, until he was sentenced to death for casting upon his Lord a spell to “shit his pants”
Some say he was expelled from his last adventuring party after they found out he had been clipping the other adventurers’s toenails while they were sleeping.
Some say he was a Noble’s Court Wizard, until he was sentenced to death for casting upon his Lord a spell to “shit his pants”
All we know is he’s called the Stig.
I read this in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice before I even read the last line. It’s like my brain knew.