FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 21 days agoHow do you like to be punished?message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
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minus-squareCevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·21 days agoWith flowers and a meal out, a bit of wine, an indulgent dessert, maybe a movie afterwards. Then a taxi home and a passionate 69 until we both pass out in a pile of arms and legs. Preferably our own arms and legs.
minus-squarefolaht@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-221 days agoSome flowers for you Enjoy your meal out Have some wine A live “hello my baby” dessert to indulge for For movies, may I suggest Dana Carvey’s master of disguise? Taxi station and a passionate grandma from the year 1956 can be arranged. One question though, do you want me to cut off your limbs before or after I sedate you and the old lady?
minus-squareCevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·20 days agoI love how much effort you put into this
With flowers and a meal out, a bit of wine, an indulgent dessert, maybe a movie afterwards. Then a taxi home and a passionate 69 until we both pass out in a pile of arms and legs.
Preferably our own arms and legs.
Some flowers for you
Enjoy your meal out
Have some wine
A live “hello my baby” dessert to indulge for
For movies, may I suggest Dana Carvey’s master of disguise?
Taxi station and a passionate grandma from the year 1956 can be arranged.
One question though, do you want me to cut off your limbs before or after I sedate you and the old lady?
I love how much effort you put into this