I’ve played a lot of D&D over the years. Hundreds of hours.

But these so-called “dungeons”? No captives. Not even any cells. That’s not a dungeon. that’s a glorified cave.

And don’t even get me started on the dragons. Dragonborn? Sure, I’ve seen plenty. Heard my fair share of Draconic. And wyverns are fairly common I suppose but that’s like pointing at all the dogs in the world and saying “we’re infested with wolves!”

I’m beginning to feel like I’ve been lied to all this time.

  • neatchee@piefed.socialOPEnglish
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    2 days ago

    This implies the existence of incompetent dragons and I really want my DM to have us fight one

    • mesa@piefed.socialEnglish
      5·
      2 days ago

      I play dragons like “vainqueur the dragon” aka very full of themselves and won’t actually listen to anything the players say. Its hilarious because its made to frustrate the players as much as possible. Getting a dragon to do anything is a monumental task.

      MINNON!