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minus-squareCaptainBlagbird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoFrom what I have read on the internet so far, it’s probably best to not wish for anything at all. Just throw it in the deepest ocean to do us all a favour.
minus-squareameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoFuck that, I will mess with shit. “I want all humans to be able to change sex, race or species at will.” “Give every human being the ability to experience what someone else has experienced by pressing a small button on the top of our heads.” “Make volcanoes erupt food. Just endless, nutritious food for everyone.” “Babies are hatched from eggs. I dunno man, seems like it would be silly.” “No more mosquitoes. Replace them with tiny little airplanes that sometimes circle around you and you have to swat them down like king kong.”
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoI suppose you could wish for all genies to be instantly annihilated. Maybe toss the GOP in there for good measure.
minus-squareCalabast@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day ago“Your wish shall be granted.” genie destroys the universe
From what I have read on the internet so far, it’s probably best to not wish for anything at all. Just throw it in the deepest ocean to do us all a favour.
Fuck that, I will mess with shit.
“I want all humans to be able to change sex, race or species at will.”
“Give every human being the ability to experience what someone else has experienced by pressing a small button on the top of our heads.”
“Make volcanoes erupt food. Just endless, nutritious food for everyone.”
“Babies are hatched from eggs. I dunno man, seems like it would be silly.”
“No more mosquitoes. Replace them with tiny little airplanes that sometimes circle around you and you have to swat them down like king kong.”
I suppose you could wish for all genies to be instantly annihilated. Maybe toss the GOP in there for good measure.
“Your wish shall be granted.”
genie destroys the universe
“Eh, worth it.”