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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days ago

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    Turns out, there’s a rule against exterminating all life in the universe with a wish, but the genie doesn’t know what an electron is or what adding one to every atom will do, so you’ve found yourself a loophole.

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      I’m a physicist, not a genie, and I have no fucking clue what adding an electron to every atom would do. I can’t even begin to fathom the question.

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        I don’t know either, I just think the consequences would be universally negative.

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        break all chemical bonds immediately, there will probably be further consequences regarding a universal electron imbalance, but we would already be atomised

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        Whatever it is that happens, it would be pretty violent.
        “What If” had a slightly different, more localized but more concentrated premise it covered once:
        Electron Moon

        Quote:
        “This is, by far, the most destructive What-If scenario to date.”

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      Genie, while looking up Wikipedia:
      Aah, I understand. Nice wish, granted!

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        Almost

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        Wouldn’t that make reality crash? Unless the genie can spawn all the electrons at once, but in that case you’d be talking to god.

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