• rumschlumpel@feddit.orgEnglish
    38·
    2 days ago

    I’m very fond of how video games let me go to bed, sleep exactly 8 hours and wake up fully rested. Also you don’t need to poop.

    Also, eating whole wheels of cheese doesn’t make you fat.

    • Carvex@lemmy.worldEnglish
      17·
      2 days ago

      Boss about to kill me? No worries, I’ll just panic eat six lobsters while I’m lying half dead in the corner.

      • Hadriscus@jlai.luEnglish
        2·
        2 days ago

        Is there actually a game in which you eat lobsters to replenish your health ?

        • Carvex@lemmy.worldEnglish
          8·
          2 days ago

          My dude, only the best MMORPG-Microtransactioniest-Don’t-tell anyone-you-play 2001-graphics game ever, RuneScape!