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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 months ago

I'm calling the police, what do you want me to tell them?

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I'm calling the police, what do you want me to tell them?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 months ago
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    Tell them they’re doing a great job and you don’t care what (name your enemy here) says or has planned.

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    a/s/l

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    That you are the one with a dozen potatoes in your anus

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    you’re gonna put googly eyes on the statue of Liberty

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    They are bastards

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    we outta bread

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    Do your job and stop ignoring crime I’m my area. Especially the drug deals that happen outside my house!

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    Google is murdering Ffroid by killing apk

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    A hundred thousand in cash, a getaway car, and the letter M stricken from the English language.

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    Tell them to get fucked

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    Jump in front of a train.

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