Use this science wisely.

Hofmaimaier@feddit.org · 1 个月前

shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!

minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Or she has another girl secret.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Nah, that motherfucker let out even more secrets. And she told me!

One time I fingered her a bit, but my hands up and head her head to kiss her. Laughing her ass off again!

“You’re just checking if it’s safe to go down there!”

Her ex was a traitor to all mankind.

krunklom@lemmy.zip · 1 个月前

But my hands up and head her head to kiss her.

Wat

CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

You mean you don’t know the classic hands up and head her head to kiss her move?

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Previous was from a culture with a caligraphic languange.

buttnugget@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Ok I’m gonna try hiragana and katakana one day…

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前

“you forgot the R, you halfwit!”