Better to be a stupid bitch than a dumb bitch. I think we all know the difference.

Edit because I just caught myself being a dumb bitch and this is such a great example: I just did a bit of light plumbing that I’ve been putting off, and really hurt myself in the process. I used my fingers, with my stupidly long nails, to slide a seal over a pipe, and painfully separated those nails from those fingers in the process. I actually predicted that this would happen. It’s the reason I’ve been putting it off. I’m a stupid bitch for injuring myself in this predictable way, but I’m a dumb bitch for my conviction that it’s really the seal that’s at fault here.