Small, yes, but Konsi is pretty far from horrible.
Also I’ve never seen her eat a beetle, but you’d know better than me on that point.
Dwarves have massive asses, they just don’t usually wear the kind of clothes that accentuate it (also, they’re kind of hard to see for tall races)! I mean seriously, they’re supposed to be stout and have a lot of stamina for working in mines and the like, you can’t really have that kind of build with a flat ass.
Damn, I made this exact joke 1 minute more slowly.
With how wide dwarves are, their asses must naturally be huge. It’s just that you’re too hightist to notice.
A wide flat ass is still a flat ass
Depends on their musculature
dwarves all have a chronic case of flabby repairman asscrack
That is why I love fantasy stories. They really show how gender and norms are social constructs. Its fun to play with
I aspire to that goblin androgony dream
Goblin androgyny: you’re small and horrible and you’re pretty certain that ‘gender’ was a kind of beetle you ate last week.
Human: you look like a filthy [insert fantasy race here] and I hate you.
