WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoHow do you tell your significant other you want to have sex?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square74fedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down18
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareHow do you tell your significant other you want to have sex?NSFWWhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square74fedilink
minus-squareGnugit@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up25·edit-21 year ago“Hungry? Would you like some sausage? I have cheese sausage for you” (Never works but it’s funny) “Got two minutes” (works more often than you’d think but it’s normally expected to only be 2-5 minutes) “What are you up to tonight? Do you want to come over to my side of the bed?” *wink (after having a king size bed I will NEVER go back)
minus-squarecomfortablyglum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoTo your cheese sausage I would reply “And for you, I have tuna patte.”
minus-squareGnugit@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoOOo, we having Hors d’Oeuvres over here!
“Hungry? Would you like some sausage? I have cheese sausage for you” (Never works but it’s funny)
“Got two minutes” (works more often than you’d think but it’s normally expected to only be 2-5 minutes)
“What are you up to tonight? Do you want to come over to my side of the bed?” *wink (after having a king size bed I will NEVER go back)
To your cheese sausage I would reply “And for you, I have tuna patte.”
OOo, we having Hors d’Oeuvres over here!