I remember a thread on the network that shall not be named wit this question that brought me much joy. I’ll start with a couple I remember:
Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really messed up.
You’ve got wrench eyes, when I look at you my nuts tighten.
I apologize if this is not appropriate, or the right community, still getting used to lemmy!
“your hat doesn’t look good, but you look alright” negging is weird. I once got “you look like Albert Einstein” it was a guy who wanted to talk about some charity with Einstein as their center piece(?). I am still unsure how I feel about that haha