Cause by vodka, polonium, or old fashioned heart disease?
Don’t forget good ole COVID-19. Still kicking and particularly nasty to unvaccinated, smoking, vodka drinkers with heart conditions and traces of polonium.
Could be other factions trying to isolate Putin.
Must be those damn windows, they should really hire someone to fix them
Or raise them a bit higher
So depressing that you people didn’t bring new material over here, feel like I’m back at Reddit.
It’s horribly reductionist.
New material? How’s about this banger: What’s the deeeaal with airplane food!
Too soon?
Smoking or non-smoking, sir?
Doesn’t matter as long as we arrive at our Final Destination as quickly as possible, my good fellow.
Be the change you want to see
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving fellow.
