Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoThe forbidden peach.lemmy.caimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1988arrow-down148
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minus-squaremisterundercoat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up90arrow-down1·2 years agoGod: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-22 years agoNo, that’s the devils work! Also God: I made the devil
minus-squarefeedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·2 years agoI have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.
minus-squareHulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.comcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-22 years agoHow the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?
minus-squareThcgrasscity@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 years agoYou gotta get right IN there, or else you’re just wasting everyone’s time.
minus-squareDLSchichtl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 years agoIf I could squeeze my face in any further, you bet yer ass I would.
minus-squareThcgrasscity@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agoGotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she’s all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson.
minus-squareDLSchichtl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoSurface sample before coming in for a landing
minus-squarefeedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-22 years agoYeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.
minus-squareHulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.comcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agoWell enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?
God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable
Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit
No, that’s the devils work!
Also God: I made the devil
Also God: I made humans in my image
God has a small willy then
I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.
How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?
You gotta get right IN there, or else you’re just wasting everyone’s time.
If I could squeeze my face in any further, you bet yer ass I would.
Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she’s all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson.
Surface sample before coming in for a landing
Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.
Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?
Yes sir.
Dental. Dam.