1. All public transport now runs on schedule. I love schedules.
  2. It’s illegal to show up at someone’s door unnanounced. You must text first.
  3. No music in supermarkets. Also, ordering groceries to your address is now free.
  4. Instead of engaging in meaningless small talk, people ask what topic someone has been obsessed with lately.
  5. Ads are abandoned.
  6. Working from home is now default.
  7. Restaurants carry common “Safe food” menus, and silent seating options.
  8. Social capital is no longer about how much you earn, and what kind of success you have, but about knowledge of obscure movie references.
  9. What’s on TV? Oh, it’s your comfort show on rerun again!
  10. People of support level 2 and higher will be granted magical powers to compensate for their difficulties. Not sure how I’ll implement this in practice but I’ll damn sure give it a shot.
  • lnxtx (xe/xem/xyr)@feddit.nl
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    21 hours ago

    1a. All public transport shall have priority over private cars.
    1b. Modes in order of priority: walking, bicycling, public transport, silent bikes, taxis, private cars.
    1c. Jaywalking no longer exists, means freedom of walking.
    1d. Speed limit for private cars inside towns: 20 km/h.
    1e. Car tax based on value, size, weight, and emissions standard.
    7a. At least one vegan menu option, and at least one vegan drink (sodas excluded).
    11. Land Value Tax.

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      18 hours ago

      Trains and then emergeny vehicles when in an emergency (tif they take the fire truck to lunch they are private cars) get priority over pedestrians.