• MothBookkeeper@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “MothBookkeeper is the dictator of the world, and I completely trust his decisions.”

    Nevermind the logistics of that; power lives where people believe it does.

    Then I could make multiple beneficial changes, such as:

    • Heavily taxing the rich
    • Enacting drastic climate policy
    • Banning paper stickers that rip as you try to take them off
    • Sending Mitch McConnell on a rocket into the sun
    • Mothra@mander.xyz
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      1 year ago

      Considering our names start similar and that you going to do something about stickers that rip off, I give you my support

    • Etterra@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      The Florida and Texas Governors have to fight to the death on a platform suspended by a stationary helicopter a mile over cocaine shark infested waters, and the pilot bailed out 20 minutes ago. Trump is the referee.