Never Ravine actually confused me for a while I thought you were talking about a named location in a game, I even tried looking it up lol. This is also my most favorite game though and I was in the thread specifically looking for someone to mention it.
Zombie convict secret agent gets sidetracked in a "never ravine’ by secret village witch ghosts to find a wacked-out politician in a volcano.
Morrowind?
Wow. Would you have got it without “never ravine” or “convict”? I figured it would have been impossible otherwise so I added those in.
Never Ravine actually confused me for a while I thought you were talking about a named location in a game, I even tried looking it up lol. This is also my most favorite game though and I was in the thread specifically looking for someone to mention it.
Haha, awesome. Me too, I almost just gave up trying to think of a concise, funny blurb but then I reconsidered because the game is worth it.
I just added convict+volcanoe and thought Morrowind. It’s been mentioned a few times but I wanted to say:
“After a boating trip, you get some papers from a dude in a bathrobe and now you’re suddenly falling to your death”
Omg this is great. I was trying to figure out how I’d describe this game in the theme of the post, but coming up blank. You nailed it.
Hahaha, thank you so much! I spent a while trying to boil it down to its goofiest fundamentals
I love ‘wacked-out politician in a volcano’, such a wonderful description :D
Haha, thanks
“Fight some rats, die repeatedly”