Beat it too hard, like pounding a tent stake too far into the dirt
BECAUSE YOU BIT HALF OF IT OFF YOU PSYCHO!!! LET ME OUT!!!
Because I take estrogen
I was in the pool!! I WAS IN THE POOL!
Cuz it’s eepy
Actually that’s one of the selling points it makes it more portable and I can pop it in my pocket and have it ready at a moments notice. Nice for playing on the train to work or on longer journeys.
This funniest shit I have read today LOL
It’s only small in relation to your…
It’s not small, it is an above average sized cilinder
Said a girl with literally no size smh
Nah, women have it bigger than male.
because you haven’t said hello yet?
“It’s not, it’s just that the rest of me is so big it appears small.”
LMAO, It actually make sense for you because you 6ft or something?
6’6’’
Come back in a few years once you’ve grown up
It’s not small, it’s average size, bit big even…
Because if it was full-sized, it wouldn’t fit in the jar.
Because you are not my type.
