*to concentrate better

If someone is willing to pay you enough to live for a bullshit job, is it really a bullshit job?

farts

Translators, pop idols, olymic sporters and how much did art get sold this year?

Every TTRPG are just mechanics to tell a story.

D&D’ rules may be 80% about combat, but they are all still there to facilitate the story. You aren’t wargaming.

You roll dice to see how the story enfolds. Having it cut off abruptly because of a mistake calculation on the DM’s part while prepping the session goes against the story.

Also, having a player sit around twiddling their thumbs for the rest of the session because their character died is not fun and goes against the reason why we play games in the first place.

Fuck realism, it is a fantasy game we play to have fun. So getting rid of unfun aspects isn’t just recommended, it is a necessity.

That is with virtually every subject though.

They aren’t searching past a basic Google of the issue showing them step by step instructions

Your users are searching for their problems???

Most wouldn’t even do that.

If the button isn’t right there to fix everything automatically, the problem just stays that way until they (maybe) restart

I treat people the way they treat other people.

If Nazis say a group of people aren’t people, then Nazis aren’t people.

Nazis are vermin that should be exterminated. A cancer on humanity that should be cut out with a big knife.

And if they don’t like that, then they should change their mentality.

Yeah? Where is your CNC then??

Ha, gottem

One of them is a lot more ethical

“appreciate the money and high tips without having to ride a pole”

Says enough as a coping mechanism

Straws are to prevent ice from sliding into your face

Most of these are just gimmick characters that will have one fun interaction with the group and then become useless. They can be used for one-shots, but not full campaigns.

Like the dragonborn one, after the initial interaction where they explain the skin condition. Most players will just go “okay” and move on.

Except for the sentient hat one. That has a mystery attached and you can keep changing the mannequin throughout. Maybe it also works on a mop or barrel.

Chocolate spread, like Nutella.

It is basically fruit and chocolate taste, with tons of sugar.

What is the source of the pic?

Seems very unhinged

Of course it works, it is hacking your brain into buying shit you don’t need.

It works on everyone who is human.

Doesn’t make it any more moral though.

For Terry Pratchett, I can recommend watching the Colour of Magic movies. They are free on Youtube. That should get you into the spirit of the Discworld.

And when going for the DEATH books, I’d recommend starting with Reaper Man instead of Mort. A much more fun book. Mort can be read afterwards.

Best animation I have ever seen.

And I am a sucker for good animation, I actively hunt for it.

The top one, because time is still a factor.

Sure, infinite people will die either way, but that is only after infinite time.

Why would god be a middledev?