Or they forgot who they were.

But most of the time a persons life can be summarized by a couple of sentences.

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Some people want to try their hand at writing, which is totally fine. You can even be super proud of your work.

The problem comes from expecting others to read it. Especially the DM, whose job it is to incorporate your backstory somewhat. So it is like forcing someone instead of on their own accord.

But a rear view camera isn’t free, you usually buy it as an option.

Also, I have never seen an ad on any dashboard screen. Maybe if you installed some android app, but never from the manufacturer themselves.

Also doesn’t happen in Dutch, French and German.

Tell me one language where you do say dates like that that isn’t the US.

You mean like the civilization of Homo Sapien Sapiens that genocided the Neanderthals?

*to concentrate better

If someone is willing to pay you enough to live for a bullshit job, is it really a bullshit job?

farts

Translators, pop idols, olymic sporters and how much did art get sold this year?

Every TTRPG are just mechanics to tell a story.

D&D’ rules may be 80% about combat, but they are all still there to facilitate the story. You aren’t wargaming.

You roll dice to see how the story enfolds. Having it cut off abruptly because of a mistake calculation on the DM’s part while prepping the session goes against the story.

Also, having a player sit around twiddling their thumbs for the rest of the session because their character died is not fun and goes against the reason why we play games in the first place.

Fuck realism, it is a fantasy game we play to have fun. So getting rid of unfun aspects isn’t just recommended, it is a necessity.

That is with virtually every subject though.

They aren’t searching past a basic Google of the issue showing them step by step instructions

Your users are searching for their problems???

Most wouldn’t even do that.

If the button isn’t right there to fix everything automatically, the problem just stays that way until they (maybe) restart

I treat people the way they treat other people.

If Nazis say a group of people aren’t people, then Nazis aren’t people.

Nazis are vermin that should be exterminated. A cancer on humanity that should be cut out with a big knife.

And if they don’t like that, then they should change their mentality.

Yeah? Where is your CNC then??

Ha, gottem

One of them is a lot more ethical

“appreciate the money and high tips without having to ride a pole”

Says enough as a coping mechanism

Straws are to prevent ice from sliding into your face

Most of these are just gimmick characters that will have one fun interaction with the group and then become useless. They can be used for one-shots, but not full campaigns.

Like the dragonborn one, after the initial interaction where they explain the skin condition. Most players will just go “okay” and move on.

Except for the sentient hat one. That has a mystery attached and you can keep changing the mannequin throughout. Maybe it also works on a mop or barrel.

Chocolate spread, like Nutella.

It is basically fruit and chocolate taste, with tons of sugar.