fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year agoPercentagesmander.xyzimagemessage-square134fedilinkarrow-up11.3Karrow-down116
arrow-up11.28Karrow-down1imagePercentagesmander.xyzfossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square134fedilink
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·1 year agoEither I become president, or I don’t. Therefore, the odds of me becoming president is 50% Brb committing 34 felonies.
minus-squaremasterofn001@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 year agoYou’ve already failed. You have to commit hundreds of felonies. In broad daylight. And brag about it. Threaten witnesses. Delay everything. And only be convicted of 34. Then not get sentenced.
Either I become president, or I don’t.
Therefore, the odds of me becoming president is 50%
Brb committing 34 felonies.
You’ve already failed.
You have to commit hundreds of felonies. In broad daylight. And brag about it.
Threaten witnesses. Delay everything.
And only be convicted of 34.
Then not get sentenced.