Don’t worry when they get desperate enough they’ll make condoms illegal

If I owned a deli I would make this poster and put it up

It doesn’t have to be the owner, Just anybody who’s already inside the property needs to let them in.

So if they had a human as a partner who could go in first and then let them in, then they have nothing to worry about

Graduate early and then use my future knowledge to make a shit ton of money as early as I can, Then retire and finally relax for once in my two lives

Run around and climb shit?

Someone should make a movie series of The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

Fuck the Switch 2

The moment I found out you’re not actually buying the console, The console still belongs to nintendo, you’re just paying for the license to play it for a little while and it can be bricked at any time, i lost all respect for or urge to buy any nintendo products

We had this in texas but it’s illegal now.

I think it’s illegal in six other states too.

Reasons stated: Protect the economics of the cattle industry and to protect public health

No more beyond steak tips in my pasta, For the good of public health and to support the sale of real cow meat that I already never buy…

I would love to have yes man as my personal assistant

Ham & Eggs - “Hey my niggas”

Someones about to get smacked for ordering breakfast

Just got some at my local HEB, they’re still ¢87 there

Oh fuck… winter is cumming ☹️