I bet he eats blockberries.

Why does this speak to me so?

Too much Bananalatro, maybe.

The horsebatterystaple is no longer correct. Not after all those password leaks.

My father set my first password for me.

He cleverly intertwined my childhood nickname and the year of my birth. Except, he accidently used the wrong year. He was off by two years.

Now the hackers definitely won’t figure it out.

You can finally retire!.. for the next 8 minutes.

Yeah, I remember thinking “when I’m old, I’ll still be able to keep up with all the new stuff because of the internet.”

It’s true! I can do that.

I no longer care to, but I can!