Even if I’m clean it’s still my ass. Asses could never really be that clean.

Nothing and they do. I once wrote a review that the product caused me issues and it wasn’t safe to use and they didn’t publish it stating that it didn’t meet the website’s guidelines.

I use 4 towels. Hair, face, body, and genitals. And for those saying you should be clean, that’s all fine for yourself, but would you let your mother kiss your face when you know you wiped it after your ass? Yeah, no thanks.