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11 hours agoI’m not planning on doing surgery with it.

I’m not planning on doing surgery with it.

I’d like to be the filling in that Stone/Parker sandwich if you get what I’m saying.

Jennifer Lopez and Gwyneth Paltrow.

It’s a magical night tonight.

Yeah he’s dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.


That’s disgusting who would do something like that?





They started off this century pretty strong though.
I’d say it was the '60’s that they started embarrassing themselves which means we have another forty years left.

Does this video give anyone else a massive erection?


You think they’re going to last a century?
Should be the decade of humiliation.


Well this won’t make me use it any less because I never do.
Come on a pig wouldn’t fuck that.
Is this Negative First Law of Robotics?