Big MAC is EUI-64 and thus 64-bit long.

However “bad” CPU they are going to make, I can make even worse one for cheaper!

Care to explain?

Well, it is almost impossible.

The original phrase (“Ceci n’ est pas une image.”) slightly resembles French. But it looks broken. Wrong. And in my culture (Eastern Europe) there is a rather famous French phrase from a rather famous book. The book character, who slightly knew French, tried to concatenate a sentence “I haven’t eaten in 6 days”. But because that phrase was written in the book in transliteration method and French spelling is completely unintuitive for those who doesn’t know it, I remember only the pronunciation (and not in an exact form!) of the phrase.

So, in total, my answer was a random French phrase (“I haven’t eaten in 6 days”) written in universal Latin-like spelling by memory from a book’s intentionally wrong sentence.

Even more total: I answered to something that looked like a distorted French phrase with a random distorted French phrase.

A rather strange joke referencing the French language.

Fuck WinRAR.

Eh… Je ne mang ushpa sis jour!

But this image is real. I see it. It exists. Yes, it depicts some nonsense, but the image itself is real.

3rd picture is Froorf

What exactly part of Link’s anatomy do you have in mind? Surely not a leg-end…

Is there a Link between those ends?

Burn wich! Burn hare! Hair? Her? BURN!!!

It is too cold anyway…

Oh, GCC, here you are… Go back to the IDE, we have plenty of errors to process!

English doesn’t have this word? Read it as a “standard unit”.

Private Dumbass, it is an invasion!

Because usually they use the super fat flavor of Java. Jabba Fatt tier of lardiness Java.

Perl is disappointing too. I always considered it as an etalon shit-script.

You can afford a comfortable bed?

To prevent the battery from rusting it is wise to cover it with some lubricant. Obviously you wouldn’t paint it with glycerine, so you can just wash it with benzin which leaves a small film after the light fractions are vaporized.

Chicken-based food, most probably.