what?

My awareness of the existence of nail clippers. My desire to interact with other members of the human race. My stairs are steep and narrow.

Every once in awhile I find myself booting up Planetfall or Stationfall and trying to reason my through the esoteric lunacy of Infocom in its heyday.

This is widely credited as the origin of modern reality tv, but it’s not completely true. The earliest reality shows I can remember are Road Rules and The Real World, and those both predate the strike.

Haiku will soon shine. The distro that all will love. … actually no.

I think this is precisely how math is taught through Common Core now.

but also the shadows of the cars and the fact that you couldn’t park those cars on soft dirt without disrupting the grass or sinking into the ground a little bit, plus the fact that usually grass next to water doesn’t look like that unless it’s on a golf course

I mean… it’s not really a testament to anything. Encyclopedia Brown is a fictional children’s detective series

Ross is the answer to someone asking, “what if JCPenney but in a demilitarized zone?”

SOMEBODY’S never been to a Ross Dress For Less, I see…

Ubuntu is such a weird beast IMO. As someone who mostly uses Windows but works a lot in Linux, I’ve always instead recommended Linux Mint to people who are switching from Windows. it feels a lot less quirky and hand-holdy. TBF it’s been quite a while since I’ve tried a fresh install of Ubuntu, but the last time I did it really reminded me of Windows 8 or Windows Mobile. Way too much like a phone OS out of the box.

I do crosswords with an app that downloads a variety of them for free.

you differ from something. you don’t differ than it.

It’s “different from”, not “different than”, goddammit.

Very loose interpretation of the word “upgrade” they’re employing here…

Open the box. Leave it out for a week. Crumble it up once it’s hard and stale. Put the bits in a bowl. Pour in some milk. Sprinkle some sugar and honey. You’ve made pizza cereal. Bonus points if you use chocolate milk.

Honey roasted wicker stools, sweet-and-sour paint chips, pulled rug sandwiches on cardboard printed to look like pretzel buns

Discovering the upper limits to what the human mind can retain and just constantly forgetting all the shit you used to find important.

Outlook not good

Waluigi for both.