Amusing thing about this. Women do tend to pee more loudly and my trans brain for whatever reason was dysphoric about it. Post surgery though because of the shorter urethra, wider opening, and general angle of everything, I’m happily peeing like I’m frying pork chops

A bunch of the grocery stores where I am have no backpack signs. It’s like 2 college towns and a military base all next to each other. Everyone has a backpack, the signs are universally ignored lol

Are they facing the person who decided to test the edibility of the corpse nest?

This would happen to me sometimes with home grown tomatos. Maybe it in part has to do with store bought are usually picked under ripe so they survive getting to the shelves? Or could be whatever mystery variety I was planting

Fisher price great adventures castle toy from the 90s

As someone who would routinely go around Seattle naked on my bike this is 100% true. Something about shoes and a helmet feels way more naked than actually naked

Reverse image search I found somewhere saying they’re Grenadine apples. But there are several types that are pink in the middle. My personal favorite apple ever are Lucy Glo which are also pink 🩷

Gets even more fun when you move to another country and are coordinating calls back home and realize different countries have different days they switch the clocks

They did! Improved evasion is so OP we were way less of a threat than getting Eiffel towered by mimics

Almost all campaigns I ran I’d have them start level 3-5 depending on what stories I wanted to tell. Pathfinder 1 the first couple levels are trash anyways and I personally felt like I didn’t have much interest with my own characters until I could see their unique abilities start to come online, so that’s where I liked to start players in my own campaigns

This reminded me of a time our rogue fell into a pit trap that had a pair of mimics down there. The first turn it was clear the rogue was going to die without some help and nobody wanted to join them in the pit of dying. Me and the other sorc looked at each other, “hey rogue, you picked improved evasion right?”, fireball o’clock

My plan is usually to see what happens because I spent too many years losing it over my plans going sideways. The flip side is now whenever I’m with anyone and they start forming concrete plans it ruins my figure it out on the fly plan and fucks up my day. I feel like there’s no winning x.x

Care for a bloodbath?

Because that’s all you want to wear or because a full fursuit can cost like two months rent?

If I hadn’t already moved, this is another one of my “if this happens I’m grabbing my bug out bag day of and bussing to Canada” triggers

33 was a special year for me because it’s the same forwards and backwards both in decimal and binary

Smell is a big part of attraction for me and the two places you can get the best smell of a person are pits and bits

Do you have a source on it being the very first? I’m seeing one that came out in March 2016 which certainly makes it early but far from being the very first one

These look like gherkins so pretty small