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Wait we have unicorns. They’re just fat and gray.
Source?
Facial expression looks like OOTS but the rest is more, uh, I hesitate to say realistic…
And they absolutely CAN and WILL hurt you given the chance.
Or, alternatively…
“Do I make you horny, baby?”
Unicorn hunting couples: “Shit.”
Pink pony with a horn that no one can see is my spiritual animal of the day <3
The invisible pink unicorn or something?
Also, Terraria:
Unicorns aren’t real. Only weird gay ppl who pretend to be unicorns on the Internet.