Office365 - Microsoft LibreOffice
Bing - Microsoft Google
Bing chat: Microsoft ChatGPT
Well ChatGPT is Microsoft as well.
“Just” 49% of it.
don’t forget about Teams - Microsoft Discord
I thought it was Microsoft Slack
I hate teams with such a passion, i genuinely got upset reading the comparison
It could be Microsoft Skyp- oh…
The only redeemable thing about Teams is that it serves as an example of how you can be worst-in-class for everything, but still succeed somehow
It’s because everything else is worse. Yes, corporate communication software is that bad.
You mean Microsoft kde?
Good one
Funny enough they actually do have their own build of java. https://www.microsoft.com/openjdk
You forgot Microsoft iOS… RIP Windows Phones
Or the Microsoft ipod… RIP Zune
I legitimately enjoyed the couple Windows Phones I had. But I think that’s an unpopular opinion.
For Microsoft Chrome it’s literally what it is on PC and Android. In iOS it’s Microsoft Safari because Apple doesn’t like actual competition.
Don’t forget:
-Microsoft App Store
-Microsoft iPad
-Microsoft Galaxy Fold
-Microsoft Gmail
-Microsoft iTunes
-Microsoft Slack
-Microsoft Facebook
-Microsoft Facebook Work
-Microsoft FaceTime
-Microsoft Google Docs
-Microsoft Dropbox
I find the Microsoft Chrome extra funny due to it being chromium based.
I think that’s the joke.
Don’t forget about Microsoft OpenGL.
I think i just send them the last one, when ever a coworker ask me to install edge :D
MicrosoftChrome.exesounds like a great name for a virus or something
Powershell - Microsoft Bash
M$ Inferior Bash *
Powershell is dope.
Try the new cross-platform Powershell!
PS Core!
for windows-land, powershell is actually nice, it can do a lot of things and isn’t dramatically inferior to bash on a linux machine
Azure - Microsoft AWS
