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Well burn that bridge when we come to it
malaphors gotta be one of my favorite uses of speech out there
edit: if the pope shits in his hat, does it make a sound?
You’ve just gotta get all your eggs in a row, it’s not rocket surgery
Throwing the baby across the Rubicon
You can’t teach an old dog that Trix are for kids
“shit wouldn’t melt in her mouth!” - my late grandma’s favorite
a better joke will be that she crucified the bridge
