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We always used the opposite, “except in bed…”
Why would I want a panda express in my bed?
Why wouldn’t you?
My bed could maybe fit one panda. A whole express train of pandas has potential to cause structural damage to my bed and potentially the surrounding area. This doesnt account for the financial damage for the renovations that laying railroad track on top of my bed would incur.
Don’t judge
Wow! It really works:
- Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
- Of all our human resources, the most precious is the desire to improve.
- The best way to get rid of an enemy is to make a friend.
- He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
- Success lies in the hands of those who wants it.
- Patience is your alley at the moment. Don’t worry!
- It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
- I am worth a fortune.
- Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.
- Don’t pursue happiness – create it.
- I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
- It’s amazing how much good you can do if you don’t care who gets the credit.
- Happiness isn’t an outside job, it’s an inside job.
- Enter unknown territory.
- He who expects no gratitude shall never be disappointed.
This lifehack changed my life relationship with fortune cookies. May it change yours as well.
Thank you :)
