Who?
Burgerpants?
What if I … fed you orange juice?
🥺👉👈
Catgirl rouxls kaard? I’m in
you dropped this queen 🍋
Arrrg! You scallywags will never force your “fruits and veggies” upon me! I know your dark magic all too well 😒
how bout this matey?
yummy gummies!!! 😍
I mean, yarrrgs, me guess I could try
good girrrrrl
This is an elite tier shitpost
¡Muchas gracias!
Scurvy is part of you, I accept you the way you are :3
Scurvy?
They don’t look like they have jaundice.
This character has the skin of someone who’s been chugging a bottle of colloidal silver every day for two decades.
Pre / Post uh… ‘self administered treatment’:
Yeah, this is actually real.
https://www.unilad.com/news/health/paul-karason-man-turned-blue-papa-smurf-366157-20250711
Want some pickled cabbage?
Roulxette Card?
