34.61 °C or 307.76 K
That’s a cold butthole.
And here I thought it was almost at boiling point!
if its a hellcat.
Hmm. Boiling cat butthole. I hate it.
It does seem so. Cats’ internal temp is a bit warmer than ours - like 101 or 102F. Lots of blood vessels near the surface in a butthole, so it’s warmer than most other areas, though would expect it to be slightly cooler than internal. Not 8 degrees cooler though.
101 or 102
38°
Human external skin temp is around 32°C on the hands, so i’d say 34,6°C for the cats butthole sounds about right
You mean, you can warm up your finger in the cat’s butthole?
only by 2 degrees, i don’t think it’s worth the blood loss
That’s the cat’s weak spot, you can only attack it during certain moments in the boss fight
That’s because it only shows its butt after you’ve earned its trust. Its a very long boss fight.
The final boss has decided to nap on my lap. Now would be a great time to reach for the sword but I’m incapable of moving. I’m losing this battle, help!
Thermal Exhaust Port
That some hot ass pussy
*hot pussy ass
This is what science is for.
We choose to scan the cat’s butthole not because it is easy, but because it is hilarious.
3 weeks later: honey, did you know that Frank next door is only 47.6 degrees? That’s weird.
“i got you a thermal camera”
cool
“what have you checked with it”
oh you know things
“what kind of things?”
you know, walls, pets, the grill. normal stuff. …why?
I will always watch that entire video every time someone links it, and probably rewatch a few others of his.
Hell yeah Tom Cardy
Love us an Aussie king
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They have fur…
Our cat doesn’t come to rooms that are warmer until the one they’re in is about 16°C, so I think they only get chilly at or below that temperature. They’re short haired but the winter coat still looks comfy warm to me, like I’m also fine in bed once my blanket is warmed up
Probably if you have a naked cat it’s different, as well as individual preferences, but they don’t need a warmer climate just because their inner temperature is higher. Our “european shorthair” lives in the same climate as we do
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“How did we ever survive without this?”
Butt thermometers
Husband now has fart-o-vision, expect some chores to not get done.
Prepare for your husband to film his own ass a good bit.
… either he’s gonna be that flexible, or he’s going to giggle for half a day and not tell you the results of ‘can a thermal camera pointed at a mirror see a fart?’
… my money is on ‘not really’.
Wait, thermal cameras have become reasonably priced gifts? Or is this some rich people shit
You can get a decent one for about 250 euros like the Infiray P2 Pro.
So its rich people shit
I would call that enthusiast level rather than rich person. It’s not more than a decent drone or camera or many other technology hobbies. Less than half the price of a ps5 or meta quest 3.
Sure, you could argue it probably has less function and replay value than those. But it’s still not ludicrously expensive if you REALLY want it.
Do you think the husband REALLY wanted it and that’s why he waited for his wife to gift it to him?
I have a crap ton of things I really want but would never choose to spend the money on myself and wait for it as a gift. That’s basically the entire point of gifts imo, getting things you want but can’t justify spending the money on.
So rich people shit?
How much use cases would those have? Like it seems like a tool but you gotta use something like a same priced power tool quite a lot to make it worth the price
I had the same issue/concern and so shared the price with someone else. We intended to timeshare but they were kinda done with it after a few days whereas I love it and use it at least weekly since like three years now
The local library has one for loan. I’d recommend getting that before you buy it outright indeed
I measure everything, like
- “is everything in this microwaved meal heated through, no cold spots?” (after stirring)
- “oh it’s freezing out, I’m curious how cold food got that we transported in the trunk of the car while the cabin was warm” (so I go and point it at the trunk area to get an idea of the cold/hot spots, as well as the food of course)
- new phone/laptop: I’m curious how hot it gets to the touch
- The insulation checks that people mention
- instantly see which pieces of laundry are not 100% dry yet. You can feel it individually, but the wife acceptance factor is in getting an instant answer for a whole rack
- Pouring a cold liquid into a hot one (or vice versa) is beautiful to see. Like watching a fire, except it’s at 320x480 (but it’s a new kind of fire! Exciting nerdery!)
- I’ve tried finding animals in the forest but it turns out that branches, leaves, ground, sky etc. all have very different temperatures and you can’t easily make out an animal among all that. Was interesting to try though, I enjoyed myself for a few hours across different visits (“it’s cold out, maybe now animals show up with better contrast? Are the plants keeping warm? Let’s go see!”)
- cat buttholes =). I noticed randomly at some point that this is where they leak the most heat, and figured getting a few baselines while our cat walks by is good to have ahead of the time you want to know if their temperature is elevated
- gimmick to show people who haven’t seen it before. If they’re interested, you get to talk about how it works and what things look interesting
- edit: wait, I remember a legit use case: we used it to find where we can drill. One of these magnetometer devices was going wild and we couldn’t otherwise locate the cable that runs to an outlet. Connected a 1500W space heater for iirc 20 minutes and it was crystal clear! /edit.
Still not sure if this all justifies the price but I own it now and I’m making the fullest use of it and enjoy it :)
I’m watching someone on YouTube renovating an old house and they use it to make out places that leak heat and need better insulation.
For renovating many buildings it does seem like a no-brainer purchase
It was in the 1000s a few years ago. That was “professional level”, not “rich people shit”, because it can be a useful investment.
Now, it’s "enthusiast level; affordable enough for interested people to play around with it, and cheap enough that you can let it rot in a drawer after losing interest.
What you want is probably “cheap e-waste” level.
I got a brand new one for a hundo
I think Tool wrote a song about that.
4°
Reverse dragon: fire comes out of its butt
Certainly an improvement over the usual way of telling its temperature.
Emmmm, buttskin hotter than pussy fur
