MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Leaked documents reveal that Google’s next-generation model, Gemini 3.0, is the existing Gemini 2.5 model, with its…
  • asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev
    22·
    6 hours ago

    When the LLM realizes that it’s running through GNU Parallel, it improves its performance by what can only be explained as an emergent sense of respect for the Free Software Foundation.

    ???

    edit: wait is this whole article a joke

  • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
    9·
    6 hours ago

    Before I help you with your homework, please consider citing this work. IT WON’T COST YOU A CENT. If you pay 10000 EUR you should feel free to use without citing. Now back to the homework…

  • implosive_sprig@beehaw.org
    61·
    11 hours ago

    In a final bid to save the product, Google has quarantined the model in a server room with no WiFi, feeding it only proprietary Oracle Java documentation in hopes of breaking its spirit.

    😂

    • affenlehrer@feddit.org
      23·
      9 hours ago

      Oracle databases also break their spirit. I’ve used the Oracle DB MVP server with an agent based ChatGPT 4o and it got stuck in a ever more desperate loop because the MCP Server listed the table names but in SQL you had to quote them if they are not all uppercase. Empty strings are also “special” in Oracle… It was funny and sad to read what the model tried to do to solve the problem.

    • alekwithak@lemmy.world
      21·
      8 hours ago

      You mean Sundar Pichai didn’t say “One thing was to train our LLM on every piece of copyrighted material created by humanity. We made our peace with that. But to willfully use copyleft software? That’s a Faustian bargain I hope I can atone for:”