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garfaagel@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

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Developer compass

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garfaagel@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Meldrik@lemmy.wtf
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    As a PHP developer, why did no one tell me I am supposed to not give a fuck about FOSS??

  • AllIntoYouthCulture@lemmy.ml
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    Sure buddy, thinkpads and trans girls in sperate quadrants

  • hadesflames@vlemmy.net
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    This literally makes zero sense at all.

  • SteveDinn@lemmy.ca
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    I use things in all 4 quadrants. Ahhhhh!

    • pepperonisalami@lemmy.ml
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      Your compass is spinning lmao.

  • psilves1@lemmy.world
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    This doesn’t make sense

    • DrQuint@lemmy.ml
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      So… A typical compass meme.

  • Björn Tantau@feddit.de
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    PHP isn’t open source? Damn, for some reason I can’t take back my contribution.

  • inspxtr@lemmy.world
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    I’m confused, and maybe naive. How are CSS/HTML and JS frameworks web stuff on the “Doesn’t give a shit about open source” axis?

    • EmasXP@beehaw.org
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      Was thinking the same about PHP :D Maybe because the license allows it to be used in proprietary software?

    • __ˣ𝙆𝙊𝙎𝘼𝙈𝘼ˣ__ :dunno:@socel.net
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      @garfaagel @inspxtr I think he’s saying that if you use open standards on closed source/“if it ain’t broke” systems? Kinda like how Apple mostly takes from Open Source with little give back to the communities it benefits from??

    • Wereduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Yeah I feel like that’s pretty squarely next to debian as traditional and open source.

  • Dathknight@feddit.de
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    Now I have an existential crisis…

    At work I develop for windows servers with vs code, which I also use at home on my Arch powered ThinkPad …

    WHAT AM I!?

    • qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de
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      The enlightened centrist.

  • Wereduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Marxism-Leninism-Debianism ftw. But I also need thigh highs.

  • darcy@sh.itjust.works
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    holy c in lib right

  • Steeve@lemmy.ca
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    Aren’t a lot of open source libraries and languages initially open sourced from faang? I’m using Airflow at work, which is a descendant of something Facebook open sourced. Pretty sure all of them open sourced a bunch of of their data center designs too

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      Initially open-sourced? No.

      FAANG jumped on the open source bandwagon once they realised they could not complete with the Linux dev ecosystem, and so hastily implemented drivers and other open source tech built on existing FOSS libraries and concepts.

      They’ve contributed a lot, but they built upon existing frameworks pioneered by linux/FSF

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      Airflow actually started as internal project at Airbnb.

  • Amy@pawb.social
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    why do I fit every single square?

    • Evan@lemmy.ml
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      Me, with my mac and vscode writing about rust and mastodon and posting on my RSS feed, typing on my model M

  • egg360@vlemmy.net
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    Why am I in every square except blue simultaneously?

  • tiny_electron@sh.itjust.works
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    Top right is pure evil

    • SkyNTP@lemmy.ml
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      What’s wrong with notepad.exe?

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        Join the future, switch to notepad++

      • tiny_electron@sh.itjust.works
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        It is not as good an IDE as PowerPoint imo, hard to be productive with the mere notepad. Not even mentionning the lack of comic sans ms /s

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    Surprisingly accurate

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