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A girl is dressed in a maid outfit, sitting in a box. She is holding a sign, the sign reads: Free maid!! Just gimme a home and a meal and clothes, pocket money, PS5, Wi-Fi, without any labor. Because i’m cute. That’s my job.
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i have a dog bed with your name on it
scary, but wholesome, but also scary.
There are dog beds for humans. Meaning bigger, better materials etc.
I want one so bad.
I have no use for a maid who can’t clean. You could at least help me fold the laundry ffs. Like I say every time one of my friends tries to pull the “you’re a guest in my house sit your arse down” line: Many hands make light work.
she offers cuddles too
And secks
This is why I advertise myself as a pet. The power dynamic and benefits are a lot clearer. I’m a luxury item that someone keeps around cause I’m adorable and fun to play with.
This is actual gold thank you for making it.
how is this post crossposted to the same community?!?!?
You or your client posted it twice. That’s why.
No thanks.
mmmm you’re missing out~~~
Not really, we’re ace-spec and not into maids.
…then why are you commenting on this?
Because it’s fun.
Good thing I read fine print almost got bamboozled
