Anti-vaccine people claimed they would install chips in us, but in reality, it’s the food companies that have started installing their own chips

this is not what i wanted when i asked for “organic” cookies or “more natural ingredients”

They didn’t specify which maple flavour they added

Somehow I misread the title as,

Sugar cookies sold at Target because they might have wood chips in them

Which mislead me into thinking that that was your cynical reaction to this recall.

NOTE: Not because of blood, guts, and bones.

Someone forgot the real purpose of the wood chipper.

How the f

How does that even happen. Do they have a wood-chip supply chain next door? Did they call in the landscapers to switch shifts?

Anyone remember that percentage of ingredients in a rice krispy you can replace with sawdust and people cant tell the difference? Wasnt it 15%?