- Fill the rest of the colander with beef stroganoff you coward - And waste all the stroganoff? Smh 
 
 
 
- I guess I missed August. What was that? - I missed that one too. Apparently it was someone freaking out on a plane and telling people they didn’t exist? - Oh right, that. I remember hearing about that and thinking it’s pretty gross that people were making fun of her and giving her shit on social media when she clearly had a severe mental break. Imagine having the worst day of your life publicized around the world. :( - Yeah, people are so quick to pull out their phones and start filming strangers… it would be unthinkable to me. 
 
- Is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me? - I had navigated away before this joke hit me. Had to come back to say nice job. - Thanks. 
 
 
 
 
- I might be getting old. I don’t know the first five. 
- The World Series - *only available in North America. - *always read the label and consult a physician if symptoms persist. - You’re just jealous because none of the other Americas have won a World Series. 
 
 
- What’s January? - It’s the first month of the year. 
 





