I once had a roommate who was the messiest person alive. I was tired of cleaning up all his crap so I just piled it all in front of his door. When I came home, he had just parted it like the Red Sea and it sat there for weeks.
I mean, your former roommate was an asshole, but I somehow admire their spirit.
Aww, look. It wants to snuggle.
This is my life right there… But my bed doesn’t look as fancy
Oh no! That could be a start of something.
That bed is way too neat
I will sleep beneath it uwu ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
The warmth
Eww that’s gotta smell nasty while taking a nap next to it.
It’s clean so it probably smells like a fresh spring breeze
Usually if it’s on the bed (for me at least) it’s clean. I put it on the bed so I don’t just rewear it out of the laundry basket
Laundry noobs be thinking you put the dirty clothes on the bed lol
